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Why I Love Her

Posted on September 2, 2010
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A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.

His friends ask him why he doesn’t want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies…

“Well, the problem is that she has Gonorrhea”

So what say the friends, flip her over.

“Well, she also has diarrhea” the guy says.

“Yuck, but what about her mouth.” The friends chime in.
“Halitosis” the man says.

“Damn, Why would you stay with her?” The friends say.

“Well,” the guy replies “She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish.”

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