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The Washing Machine

Posted on August 31, 2010
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One night, the husband and his wife return from a wedding.

Going up the stairs behind her, the husband says to his wife:
- Dear you have an ass as big as a washing machine!

When they go to sleep, the husband asks her to have sex. The wife says:
- For such a little laundry I’m not starting my washing machine! You can wash it by hand…

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