Suggestive Remarks
Posted on August 31, 2010
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A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, “Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples.”
She says, “Watch it buddy, I’ll have my boyfriend kick your ass.”
He laughs and says, “Alright, why don’t I just give you a big sloppy kiss then.”
She says, “Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you.”
“This is my final offer”, he says, “I’ll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt.”
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits.
He yells, “I’ll kill him!”
She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he’s pissed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, “Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!”
Her boy friend stops and say’s “Sorry babe, I can’t fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer.”
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