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Sex With The Lights Off

Posted on September 1, 2010
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A woman was angry that her husband always insisted on having sex with her only with the lights off. Deciding to get rid of her husband’s custom, one night, when they were having sex she turns the light on and surprised her husband with a cucumber in his hands.

- That’s what you fucked me with in the last 10 years?
- Honey, let me explain…
- What’s to explain, you traitor? You’re impotent!
- “Traitor”?  Can you explain our two kids?

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