The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
Posted on August 16, 2011
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1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”
3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
4. The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”
5. The Interior Designer – who assures her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”
6. The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!”
7. The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”
Family Fun
Posted on August 2, 2011
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Contributed by randydawg
One day this girl goes to her father, “Dad, I really want to see that movie that just came out, can I please go watch it.”
The dad replies, “Only if you suck my dick.” the girl refuses but says, “please dad, I really really really want to go to the movies.”
The dad says again, “Only if you suck my dick, then Ill take you.”
Eventually the girl gives in and sucks his chop. As soon as she does, she leaps back and goes “Eewwww, it tastes like shit!”, so the dad says,
“Yeah, your brother wanted to go to the movies too.”
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