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	<description>Dirty Jokes. Adult Jokes. Look No Further. They’re All Here.</description>
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		<title>The Party</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided to go to the party. Since her husband [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Flower Pot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, &#8220;My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.&#8221;, and her friend replied, &#8220;Why? Don&#8217;t you have a vase?&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Kite Flying</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Contributed by thetofuman A man was in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite went up into the air, it came crashing down. This went on for a while until his wife stuck her head out of the front door and yelled, &#8220;You need more tail!&#8221; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sign language</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off. He is so freaked out that he goes to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman&#8217;s Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. The Doctor &#8211; who tells her to &#8220;take off all her clothes.&#8221; 2. The Dentist &#8211; who tells her to &#8220;open wide.&#8221; 3. The Milkman &#8211; who asks her &#8220;do you want it in the front or the back?&#8221; 4. The Hairdresser &#8211; who asks her &#8220;do you want it teased or blown?&#8221; 5. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dirtylaffs.com/the-seven-most-important-men-in-a-womans-life/</link>
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		<title>Family Fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Contributed by randydawg One day this girl goes to her father, &#8220;Dad, I really want to see that movie that just came out, can I please go watch it.&#8221; The dad replies, &#8220;Only if you suck my dick.&#8221; the girl refuses but says, &#8220;please dad, I really really really want to go to the movies.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Falling Woman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. &#8220;Damn, that was stupid,&#8221; she thought as she fell. &#8220;What a way to die.&#8221; As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dirtylaffs.com/the-falling-woman/</link>
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		<title>The Mailman&#8217;s Retirement</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was the mailman&#8217;s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dirtylaffs.com/the-mailmans-retirement/</link>
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		<title>Suspicious Husbands</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Contributed by eroticblue Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says:&#8221;I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren&#8217;t mine.&#8221; His second friend says:&#8221;I think my wife is having an affair with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://dirtylaffs.com/suspicious-husbands/</link>
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		<title>Three Guys In A Bed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Contributed by randydawg Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren&#8217;t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, &#8220;I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!&#8221; The guy on the left wakes up, [...]]]></description>
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