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Posted on August 2, 2011
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Contributed by randydawg

One day this girl goes to her father, “Dad, I really want to see that movie that just came out, can I please go watch it.”

The dad replies, “Only if you suck my dick.” the girl refuses but says, “please dad, I really really really want to go to the movies.”

The dad says again, “Only if you suck my dick, then Ill take you.”

Eventually the girl gives in and sucks his chop. As soon as she does, she leaps back and goes “Eewwww, it tastes like shit!”, so the dad says,

“Yeah, your brother wanted to go to the movies too.”

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