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Driving The Wife Wild

Posted on December 29, 2010
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Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.

One guy says, “So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?”

“Well,” says the second guy, “After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild.”

Next guy says, “After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!”

Last guy says, “When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my cock on the curtain. Drives her nuts!”

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