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Doctor’s Orders

Posted on December 11, 2010
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A man and his wife were having problems in their relationship, so they went to a psychologist.

The psychologist, who was a man, saw the couple several times, but to no avail.

The woman complained her husband wasn’t affectionate.

The man said he didn’t understand what she was talking about.

Finally, after many sessions of explaining to the man his wife’s need for affection, the psychologist lost his patience. He told the man’s wife to take off her clothes, then he had sex with her, and told the man, “This is what your wife needs every day”.

The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, “OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”

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