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Santa Claus

Posted on May 21, 2009
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One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old

blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”,  Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go,

gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.”

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked “Santa, now will you

stay with me?”

“Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.”

She takes off everything and says “Santa, now will you stay with me?”

Santa replies “Gotta stay, gotta stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

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