Good Friends
Posted on May 18, 2009
Filed Under husband-wife joke |
A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, “I have some bad news. The
tests results came back positive for cancer. Now, I can help you through this with counseling. I
have a one o’clock tee time, why don’t you join me.”
They go to the golf course, and on the first tee the patient runs into a few guys he knows and
he tells them he is dying of AIDS.
Curious, the doctor asks, “Why are you telling everyone you are dying of AIDS when in fact you
are dying of cancer?”
The guy looks at the doctor and in a very low voice says, “I don’t want any of my friends
sleeping with my wife after I die.”
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