Q & A 3
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.
Q: How can you tell if you’re at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What’s the difference [...]
Q & A 2
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Q: What’s brown and often found in children’s underpants?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they [...]
