Grandma’s Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,
he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep [...]
The Maths Grade
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in Maths.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6′”
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”
“What’s the fucking difference?” asks the father.
Little Johnny replies “That’s exactly what I said!
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