Good Friends
A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, “I have some bad news. The
tests results came back positive for cancer. Now, I can help you through this with counseling. I
have a one o’clock tee time, why don’t you join me.”
They go to the golf course, and on the first [...]
The Auction
Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.”
Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”
Wife : “Those they gave away.”
Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand [...]
