The Queen of England’s Visit
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
“Oh my god!”, said the Queen, “That’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???”
The doctor leading the tour explains, “I’m sorry your ladyship, this man has a very [...]
Two Bucks
One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says Five bucks for a blowjob.
Bill says, I’ll give you two dollars.The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging.
The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. [...]
