The Golf Lesson
A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro: “Now hold the [...]
Daughter Has Syphilis
Dr. Kinney completed his examination of the teenage girl and took her mother aside. “I’m afraid,” he said, “that your daughter has syphilis.””Oh, my!” exclaimed the embarrassed woman. “Tell me, could she possibly have caught it in a public lavatory?”
“It’s possible,” replied the M.D., “but it would certainly have been uncomfortable.”
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