DIRTY LAFFS

There was an old man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The old man came back the next day empty handed.

“Hey doc, you got to help me here.” said the man.

Doctor: “What was the problem?”

Old man: Well, I tried with my right hand…nothing. So, I tried with my left hand…nothing. My wife tried with her right hand…nothing. Her left hand…nothing. Her mouth…nothing. Then my wife’s friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth….still nothing.

Doctor says: “Wait a minute. You mean your wife’s friend too?”

Old man: “Yeah, and we still couldn’t get the lid off the specimen cup.”