Why I Love Her
A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.
His friends ask him why he doesn’t want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies…
“Well, the problem is that she has Gonorrhea”
So what say the friends, flip her over.
“Well, she also has diarrhea” the [...]
Sperm Bank Robbery
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.
“Open the f*****g safe!” he yells at the girl behind the counter.
“But we’re not a real bank” replies the girl. “This is a sperm bank, we don’t hold money”.
“Don’t argue just open the safe or I’ll blow your f*****g head off!” She [...]
