Bill Clinton And The Devil
One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack, dies prematurely — and goes straight to Hell. The Devil greets him, but says “I don’t know exactly what to do with you. Of course you are on my list, so you will have to stay — but you got here a little earlier [...]
Two Sailors And A Nurse
Two sailors and the nurse were trapped on a desert island.
After a month, the nurse got so disgusted at what she was doing, that she killed herself.
After another month the sailors got so disgusted at what they were doing, that they buried her.
Another month later, the sailors get so disgusted at what they were doing, [...]