Why I Love Her
Posted on February 12, 2010
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A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.
His friends ask him why he doesn’t want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies…
“Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea”
So what say the friends, flip her over.
“Well, she also has diarrhea” the guy says.
“Yuck, but what about her mouth.” The friends chime in.
“Halitosis” the man says.
“Damn, Why would you stay with her?” The friends say.
“Well,” the guy replies “She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish.”
Who Enjoys Sex More?
Posted on February 4, 2010
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A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this…when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?”
