The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.” 2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.” 3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?” 4. The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?” 5. [...]
Family Fun
Contributed by randydawg One day this girl goes to her father, “Dad, I really want to see that movie that just came out, can I please go watch it.” The dad replies, “Only if you suck my dick.” the girl refuses but says, “please dad, I really really really want to go to the movies.” [...]
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