The Frog
A guy walks into a bar, orders a scotch and soda and puts a frog on the bar. The bartender gives him the drink and asks what the frog’s for? The guy snaps his fingers and the frog jumps down and blows the man. The bartender is amazed, and asks to see that again. So [...]
Daughter Has Syphilis
Dr. Kinney completed his examination of the teenage girl and took her mother aside. “I’m afraid,” he said, “that your daughter has syphilis.” “Oh, my!” exclaimed the embarrassed woman. “Tell me, could she possibly have caught it in a public lavatory?” “It’s possible,” replied the M.D., “but it would certainly have been uncomfortable.”
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